Memes aside, it's time for another Ryze rework.
We could go for a revert on the massive nerfs they just added, but his ultimate needs to go. A team-wide teleport was never going to be a balanced idea when no other champion in the game can do anything even remotely close.
My suggestion for a change that doesn't contradict his ability to teleport in the lore video:
R - Realm Shift: Cost: 100 mana Cooldown: 100/85/70 Target Radius: 615 (matches his W and E so he can use them at max range)
Ryze selects an enemy champion and teleports (blinks) to the opposite side of them, maintaining the same distance. This ability charges a rune and resets the cooldown of Overload.
I think it'd go well with his combo style and give him a kind of mobility that's flashy without being too useful for running away.