I'll PAY for URF

Please riot, let me pay for URF. It is the most fun my friends and I have with your games. I understand you believe in player burnout. I understand balancing the mechanics takes work, and that the lack of balance has led to this player burnout. You have statistics I don't have access to. What I do have is money. Please let me give you this money in exchange for the ability to play URF. Monthly subscription? Fine. Yearly? Fine. One time purchase of $60+? Fine. My friends and I would like to continue to play it, and will give you real money in exchange. We are not alone. Please.