I thought I'd post this here:
From the man who brought you the 50k views bonanza known as the Yorick thread comes this bit of genius!
Foreword
Please read this with a grain of salt. It's tongue in cheek and meant as a satire of our views of (let's face it) the best game company in the world.
A Typical Day at Riot Games
At the Hiring Office
riot: so what do you think about the assasin champs like katarina, fiora, zed and leblanc?
prospective employee: love them!
riot: and what about true damage?
pe: love it! totally balanced
riot: and what do you think about healing supports and tanks
pe: hate them... stupid
riot: YOURE HIRED!
pe: when do I get to meet morello?
At the Reworks Office
riot: so how's that yoric rework coming along?
only guy who is actually doing work: it's coming along quite well actually
riot: when will it be ready
ogwiadw: probably in the next couple months
riot: great, great, but don't rush it yeah?
ogwiadw: not planning to
riot: if you do too much work, you might make the people around think you think they're lazy
ogwiadw: huh?
riot: i mean, the more work you do, the more you're saying those around you aren't working hard enough
ogwiadw: wut?
riot: just stop being such a hard worker or we'll relegate you to forum communication duty
ogwiadw: o god no, please not that!
riot: alright, we're understood
In a Typical Office
riot employee: hmmm, what should I do today? should I do a couple paint jobs and call it a chroma or
should I see how the ric bro reworks are coming along? na, ill just play dynamic q all day
riot boss: what'd you do today?
re: i played dynamic q all day
rb: great! it's important that all riot employees are passionate about the game. what did you find out today from your playtime?
re: i found out that sona is stupid!
rb: good! we'll nerf her several times until no one can do any damage with her at all
re: and fiora might be a bit
rb: wait! what did you say?
re: I say fio...
rb: good work today, keep playing. and don't feel bad if you throw in a little hearthstone now and then. cleanses the palette, know what I mean?
re: uh, ok
At the Balancing Office
riot employee a: damn, that voyboy just beat me with that piece of trash olaf again
riot employee b: that's not a problem. we'll just olaf him again
re a: olaf olaf?
re b: it's about time olaf got olafed again. what an olaugh!
re a: Phreak, stop it with your dumb puns already
re b: Don't knock me on my puns son, or I'll gOLAFter your friends and fam
re a: face palm
At the Public Relations Office
riot: people are calling us out on our promise to deliver solo q
riot sheeple a: we have a solution for that
riot: what is it? tell me now!
sheeple a: we tell them we need to finish work on yoric and taric first
riot: that might not be enough though
sheeple b: how about we just tell them soon tm and maybe they'll forget
riot: hmmmm, that might work. they did forget about project shiny, magma chamber, ao shin, and the fact that we secretly allowed sona's empowered W to do nothing for years.
sheeple b: and anytime anyone calls us out on it, we'll get our forum sheeple to say that it takes a long time to make solo q
sheepla a: yeah! it's such an intricate process. so much effort! it could take years to set up!
sheeple b: exactly! and they'll probably forget about it soon enough
riot: good job guys. great solution. now go back to making sure Ryze isn't pissed off about the state of Ryze and making Tryndamere's latest Tryndamere skin request.