This game in 5 years

Miku Lv99·3/30/2016, 11:18:15 PM·1 votes·352 views

Towers heal enemy champions. Riot likes dives and "big plays" and doesn't care about safety or anything.
AD champions have 99999 items to choose from, but mages still have what they have now.
AD assassins do tons of damage and only ADCs with items like Sterak's don't get one-shot by them.
Every viable champion has more mobility than any current champion.
And then they claim to fix this all by nerfing Sona, who is so bad when she has no mobility.

6 Comments

Daen3/30/2016, 11:26:48 PM2 votes

I mean, if we look at the history of the game it's been getting better designed and more balanced over time. Riot's been taking some risks over the past two years, which in my mind is amazing for the game. League has had systemic problems for a very long time, and some of the more egregious issues are being reworked to be easier to work with moving forward.

The immediate balance might not be ideal, sure, but the overall quality of design has gotten immensely better over the last few years.

Deviantdev3/31/2016, 12:33:18 AM2 votes

You must have a webcam while playing. Everyone in champ select will have to curtsy, or you will be reported for rudeness.
If anyone belongs to a minority your elo rates are boosted, and handicapped.
If you are a white male you'll only get three item slots.

AsphodelNext3/31/2016, 12:45:28 AM2 votes

In 10 years:

The only playable champion is Draven. Armor is removed from the game and replaced with dodge. You can't dodge Draven's axes because he's awesome.
Every item in the game gives a minimum of 100 AD, and 200 AD for Draven.
The only champion who Draven can't one shot is another Draven who has built 7 Sterak's Gages.
Enemy turrets cower in fear as Draven approaches, and offer him a tribute of 50 gold per second until he gets bored and destroys them.
Draven can now flash at will. This is an ease of use buff to Draven players who were having trouble getting to their axes.
One lone player still plays Sona, and writes a 20 page post on the boards every patch after she gets nerfed.

Miku Lv993/30/2016, 11:52:24 PM1 votes

Kinda taking this way too seriously. Of course it's not going to be like that in 5 years.