I love dynamic que! Haters gonna hate

sandyxwg·7/2/2016, 5:31:00 PM·119 votes·4,843 views

Riot finally got rid of the impossible wall of Trump. What do I mean by that? They helped me jump out of Bronze V. With some help from my friends I got to experience the American dream. Soon I'll be in Gold :D Besides that, I don't feel inferior to anyone anymore. Some random plat or diamond yells at me? Since ranked ladder has no relevance anymore I can just yell back at them "shut up boosted animal". It's really amazing, matchups between diamond and gold, platinum and bronze, we're all in the same shit hole now. Thank you RITO! I have one suggestion though.Now that ladder doesn't mean anything anymore could you make just one tier, name it shithole or Allah Akbar realm and let us enjoy all being equal ^_^

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Bronze V Hooker7/2/2016, 5:35:48 PM20 votes

Enjoy it you illegal Mexican ;)

KING ATTILA7/2/2016, 6:24:52 PM13 votes

Fucking 10/10

Screw ranked integrity! We're all bad together now. Boosted animals. Give me challengederjour

Utility Backline7/2/2016, 6:19:41 PM10 votes

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Riot finally got rid of the impossible wall of Trump. What do I mean by that? They helped me jump out of Bronze V. With some help from my friends I got to experience the American dream. Soon I'll be in Gold :D Besides that, I don't feel inferior to anyone anymore. Some random plat or diamond yells at me? Since ranked ladder has no relevance anymore I can just yell back at them "shut up boosted animal". It's really amazing, matchups between diamond and gold, platinum and bronze, we're all in the same shit hole now. Thank you RITO! I have one suggestion though.Now that ladder doesn't mean anything anymore could you make just one tier, name it shithole or Allah Akbar realm and let us enjoy all being equal ^_^

Except... Trump has not yet built his wall. Did you just create the best Elo Hell metaphor to ever come into existence? You just jumped over a wall that does not exist (elo hell excuses), and entered the promised land (finally got better at League of Legends)? My mind is blown.

General Esdeath 7/2/2016, 7:01:02 PM9 votes

So you got boosted?

BIue Monk7/2/2016, 5:34:36 PM8 votes

Yep you sum up very well.

GULAG 4 U7/2/2016, 6:16:10 PM6 votes

750/750 item 3070 ranked

Supreme Legend7/2/2016, 6:23:12 PM5 votes

Dis is legally legit. #equality

ironynl7/2/2016, 5:34:34 PM4 votes

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I Like Things 7/2/2016, 7:22:31 PM4 votes

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Riot finally got rid of the impossible wall of Trump. What do I mean by that? They helped me jump out of Bronze V. With some help from my friends I got to experience the American dream. Soon I'll be in Gold :D Besides that, I don't feel inferior to anyone anymore. Some random plat or diamond yells at me? Since ranked ladder has no relevance anymore I can just yell back at them "shut up boosted animal". It's really amazing, matchups between diamond and gold, platinum and bronze, we're all in the same shit hole now. Thank you RITO! I have one suggestion though.Now that ladder doesn't mean anything anymore could you make just one tier, name it shithole or Allah Akbar realm and let us enjoy all being equal ^_^

Savage. 10/10, have my up vote.

hoes and bows7/2/2016, 9:18:22 PM4 votes

Basically how people felt reading this http://www.picgifs.com/reaction-gifs/reaction-gifs/controversial-upvote-downvote/picgifs-controversial-upvote-downvote-159878.gif (Switch the upvoted and the downvote in this gif)

Gora T7/3/2016, 12:42:57 AM4 votes

Honest question here, and also confusing explanation.

Before DQ, you could go Solo/Duo (I started playing with two friends near end of S4) , I really didn't see this hate.

I played my ranked games, Friend 1 got B1, Friend 2 as well but dropped to B4, and I was B5 . In S5- I climbed mostly solo (sometimes with Friend 1) to Gold 2 , Friend 1 finished season in G4 and Friend 2 stayed B1 , In pre-season I was Plat 5, Friend 1 - G1 , and Friend 2 - Silver 5

In this season , I started as G2 again, Friend 1 G3 and Friend 2 B3 .

When Friend 2 reached Silver, we tried to play with him, using DQ . Things didn't work, at all, Friend 2 couldn't keep on against G5 or so,
We stopped playing ranked with Friend 2.

Friend 1 and I still go to ranked games in duo/solo and both of us are Plat 5 (I'm on promo to P4) In my league section thingy I have the Dynamic Q preference badge.

Question is: Am I a "boosted animal" just because of my badge/duo preference?

Modl Ryden l7/3/2016, 5:40:32 AM4 votes

And soon you will be branded like some vague history reference with the all knowing dynamic queue badge of shame.

MeDicenWera7/3/2016, 6:13:33 AM3 votes

I will be honest. Today I played in my LAN account because, funnily enough, I have a friend that plays in LAN, and is stuck in Bronze, and I told him I'd help him.

So I went and played some normal games and absolutely demolished every little kid playing that game. If I was any of those dudes playing against me I'd never pick up this game again. Thankfully it wasn't ranks, but these is the kinda stuff Dynamic Queue is all about, so you're right, the ladder went to the shithole if this can happen. If I, got matched against a dude that was playing with a Plat, Master player I'd be incredibly frustrated but you're right, there'snot competitive aspect to this game right now, so yeah, just call the game mode " Dick Waving Contest" and let's have fun.

Papa Slothy7/3/2016, 6:57:54 AM3 votes

for a second I legit thought a post about loving dynamic queue made it to the FP, then I realized where I was kappa

UniVibe7/3/2016, 8:33:33 AM3 votes

Yea I agree 100%. If they wish to keep their dynamic queue it's fine, just please rename it please. Just "Ranked" doesn't apply. Boosted Ranked, Individual performance doesn't matter Ranked, boosted by friends Ranked, Make gold thanks to friends Ranked, You made gold? Haha I made gold 2 months ago thanks to friends Ranked, I can keep going....

Gulma7/3/2016, 6:38:49 AM2 votes

gold is the new bronze tbh. plat is like high silver

MÖRTIMER7/3/2016, 9:32:21 AM2 votes

i was about to post a flame post. then i saw this and laughed my ass off. take my upvote

Yvmi7/3/2016, 10:39:31 AM2 votes

"5 man dynamic out of bronze v now ill be in your gold games playing like im bronze but if you say anything bad my premade is all gonna report you"

Saianna7/3/2016, 6:23:27 AM2 votes

My reactions while reading this thread:

But we aren't haters.. Are we?
Dude.. You are ruining others time...
Oooooh that'sa joke, clever one!
[Slight poker'ish face] In the end it doesn't even matter...

FioraWillCarry7/2/2016, 8:40:57 PM1 votes

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Besides that, I don't feel inferior to anyone anymore.

You measure your self-worth based on you LoL rank ? DQ is not the problem, you might actually need professional help.

Tribbles Foxfolk7/3/2016, 3:08:07 AM1 votes

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Riot finally got rid of the impossible wall of Trump. What do I mean by that? They helped me jump out of Bronze V. With some help from my friends I got to experience the American dream. Soon I'll be in Gold :D Besides that, I don't feel inferior to anyone anymore. Some random plat or diamond yells at me? Since ranked ladder has no relevance anymore I can just yell back at them "shut up boosted animal". It's really amazing, matchups between diamond and gold, platinum and bronze, we're all in the same shit hole now. Thank you RITO! I have one suggestion though.Now that ladder doesn't mean anything anymore could you make just one tier, name it shithole or Allah Akbar realm and let us enjoy all being equal ^_^

I don't find that bad, but I don't think the complaints are unfounded either. There definitely isn't enough reward for braving the waters as a solo-queuer. There also is no point is getting 1st/2nd pick anymore because 3rd-5th get the bans AND counterpicks. Match times can also be an ass if you aren't a support/fill player. (which I am, so, idk :P)