As someone who used to be the king of trading in lane phase...

I now find how I can best afk and avoid taking poke damage, while waiting for the enemy to fuck up so largely that I'm not just punishing myself for picking an immobile champ? Who am I?

Hint:

Lower champ damage already, I can't even farm in minion waves without taking a ton of damage, which used to be mordes biggest strength. Hell, I'm not even the (second) fastest behind sivir wave clearer anymore. I would say I'm only average. Actually when I think about it, I'm not even sure the games premier wave clearer since season 1 even really does her job anymore. Any Sivir mains want to comment?