Ur client sucks so much

Hi, I enjoy dc'ing from champion select everyday without fail multiple times, I like being able to chat to my teammates while nothing changes on the client screen and I wait for the inevitable kick. Oh, today, today was the cake, stuck in accept screen. So I close the client. Oh, a dodge timer, oh how fantastic. Riot I don't like you very much. The worst thing about this game is the wait times and you make it oh soo much sweeter. 15 minutes to start one game. Fantastic. Flawless. Unbelievable codesmanship, can you hire the monkeys google sends out to fix their web page problems? Cause the ones working for you aren't making it jiggy jiggy and honestly you need help.

edit: If this is the wrong spot I just posted in the same forum all the other complaints on google are in.