Conqueror Pitch Meeting

Riot HQ:

Ronald: Jerry, we need to do something about how broken tanks are right now. I don't do any damage to them.

Jerry: Sir, looking through your match history, you seem to be playing only tryndamere and going for crit items with no arm pen. I think th-

Ronald: JERRY! How dare you speak to me about my choices? Look at me Jerry. What do you see? A conqueror damnit. I will not be ignored because of some stupid armor, ok? Armor doesn't get to ignore me! I ignore it!

Jerry: But sir, if you just built something like a cleaver or maybe Lord Dom's Regard you could ignore that armor. And look at how fitting that name is, "Lord" Dom's. Its an item made just for you sir.

Ronald: Jerry don't play dumb with me. I'm not going to spend my gold on a stupid cleaver when I can spend it on crit. And you really don't think I know that Lord Dom's is an item for those bitches that thought they could play botlane? I will not build a bitch item Jerry, nor do I want to spend money on armor shred. So figure it out!