Funniest Thing my DOTA 2 friend said when first playing League

CrackStream·4/5/2018, 7:40:49 PM·135 votes·5,029 views

Why do I get keep getting blocked by creeps but I can't creep block?

Cracked me good. So Simple yet true.

40 Comments

Quiet Dude4/5/2018, 8:02:37 PM43 votes

Minions have a thankless job, it’d be rude to get in their way.

The Minion hunt4/5/2018, 7:43:53 PM23 votes

cuz when heimer could he had a wave of a 400 minions sadly he lost this game, you can probably find this on youtube somewhere.

Khristophoros4/5/2018, 9:31:37 PM19 votes

I've been trying to figure out how to creepblock in league for 9 years. I always manage to get a few inches.

Executioner4/5/2018, 8:00:51 PM10 votes

So fucking true.

Stróc Dúnmharú4/6/2018, 4:24:18 AM4 votes

You can actually block the cannon minion pretty significantly if you get in front of it and walk almost perpendicular towards the direction it is moving. It will keep trying to get around you, but you will keep being in its way, so you can get the other teams cannon minion to get 2 or 3 shots in before yours does, or more if you start further down the lane. It can help cause the lane to push towards you a little bit, as long as you only last hit right before the minions would normally die.

Z3Sleeper4/6/2018, 12:00:30 AM3 votes

You actually can tho. I use it all the time in lane on my own minions to offset the point in which minions crash. Helps when you don't want to be as far out in the lane due to fear of ganks.

Troll for Trump4/6/2018, 12:11:01 AM3 votes

Because creepblock makes lane bullies absurdly oppressive.

Don't compare DoTA2 and League mechanics like that.

Pika Fox4/6/2018, 1:09:39 AM2 votes

If you want the real answer;

You cant creep block them because thats a useless mechanic that builds a lot of random RNG into lane positioning and control, and the game becomes much less skill expressive for 0 gain.

They creepblock you so you cant just stand in minions to zone people out if you have the advantage (at least im pretty sure thats the reason. I know its because a certain subset of champs would be extremely oppressive if creepblock wasnt a thing)

TeCoolMage4/6/2018, 2:38:28 AM1 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjuDA0OoOGA

Keep in mind creep block is very short term and is not something you can do to the same level as Dota. It works in this clip because the minions are interrupted by aggro, and I'm pretty sure they'd re-adjust if not.

Tomoe Gozen4/6/2018, 7:37:52 PM1 votes

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Why do I get keep getting blocked by creeps but I can't creep block?

Cracked me good. So Simple yet true.

#Funniest thing my LoL friend said when playing DoTA 2 for the first time:

"Why do i need to eat trees to regain HP?" "Why do i have to spend gold to go b faster or just run to base?"

LordGeovanni4/6/2018, 8:08:43 PM1 votes

You can creep block its just not very long

UkeNeverSeme4/7/2018, 1:16:11 AM1 votes

This used to be a thing, but got removed so people didn't get punished as hard for leashing.