Reto, baby, lets talk. We can fix this! no no dont leave!

Seriously we can fix this. I know you are going through some stuff, but lets talk this out.

Do we really need to give every new champ and item a wiki article to explain what each ability and thing does?

nonono, please dont get mad! its ok! this is my fault, im not blaming anyone phreak cough.

Its ok, i understand you want to be different, and have meaning to life and all that, which I totally get, I went through the same thing when I was your age.

I know being a teenager is hard! all yur friends are doing things, and you just want to be included, but just think of your players! their eyes! they are bleeding every time you make a change to an item! those walls of texts!

I know you like to program, so lets look at it from this prospective.

Old abilities: Slows target, deals x magic dmg. Simple if-then statement.

New Abilities: When using newabilityx on an enemy target you deal x dmg + 4% of the targets max health at level 18, + 3% of the nearest ally champ + knocks target up into the airs if the target is pregnant in real life, and decreases the targets move speed on a third thursday of the month blah blah blah blah blah x=/34*A~/5b>7^4a/2sfblah blah blah JohnTravoltaconfused.gif blah x5 when baron has been killed on the 4th time 2 minutes before the 30 minute mark, grants vison of 3 enemy units if its a champ then you gain 45% move speed and your abilities slow blah blah 3ex-52.>23 unless your religious preference is atheist then thatsapenis.gif blah blah blah x10^5th

See the difference? ok good talk, love you to! dont forget to put gas in the car when you get home!