This Blue Essence Shop is COMPLETE SHIT
1,500 BE - Mystery icon box (guaranteed to be an icon you don't already own) 2,000 BE - Chromas (includes all chromas that have been available for at least six months) 2,500 BE - “Mystery Mini” Icons Box (exclusive to the special BE store) 3,950 BE - Mystery Champions (guaranteed to be a champion you don't already own) 4,900 BE - Mystery ward skin box (guaranteed to be a ward skin you don't already own) 6,000 BE – Essence Collector ward skin (Exclusive to the special BE store) 50,000 BE - "Make it Rain" emote (exclusive to the special BE store) 50,000 BE and up - Gemstones (First one costs 50,000, second costs 75,000, third costs 100,000. Limited to three per account during the special BE store sale) 75,000 BE - “Money Bags” emote (exclusive to the special BE store) 150,000 BE - URFWick skin (now exclusive to the special BE store)
##I'll start this off by saying that I won't even complain about how we got a 10% refund on hundreds of thousands of IP's worth on runes
#Any Chroma worth buying is locked behind spending RP on the skin first, or hasn't been out for 6 months (which any remaining decent chromas are locked behind). So my options are limited to https://i.imgur.com/pBwTzU5.png
Wow, thanks.
#Option 2, I can buy an in-game fucking Emoji that cost 75000 blue essence, aka 1000 games worth of ip.
Wow, thanks.
#Option 3, I can buy a mystery ward skin (not even the luxury of choosing one I want to get if I wanted one) when I have a T3 Triumphant Ward from Season 4, which is factually the best ward skin in the entire game.
Wow, thanks.
#Option 4, I can buy a Mystery Cham- oh wait I've owned all the champions for 5 years from RP that I won playing tournaments, that Riot also decided to shut down, along with APIs.
Wow, thanks.
#Option 5, I can buy a Mystery Icon (not even the luxury of choosing one I want to get if I wanted one). Not like I own every Icon in the fucking game already since season 2, excluding Esports and Individual icons that cost RP.
Wow, thanks.
#Option 6, I can buy a shit ward skin, after I just got a different shit ward skin for spending more than 125k on runes
Wow, thanks.
#Option 7, I can buy a gemstone (aka a mystery skin shard) for 1000 games' worth of IP.
**Holy shit, wow thanks so much Riot!!!! **
#Option 8, a downgraded version of an exclusive, 750rp value skin for a champion that is more spaghetti than Eminem's sweater.
Fuck yeah, man. I love how generous Riot is with their money and content.
#Atleast I got a free Conqueror Emoji that I can use in game and nobody else can see because people can mute them.
Seriously? Is this a fucking JOKE directed at people who have spent a decade playing this game? Bravo Riot. Fucking Bravo.