Ohm Wrecker: The Wreckoning

I always like to thought experiment this sad item so here's some ideas to shred:
- Upgrade a cannon minion into a WRECKING ball
- Dash to a turret dealing damage in an area based on your max health
- The longer you stand near an enemy turret the smaller its aggro range becomes
- The longer you stand near a friendly turret the larger its aggro becomes
- Globally pick a turret to become briefly friendly and pew pew the enemy
- Rebuild a dead turret for a short duration or empower a current turret
- Friendly turrets fire multiple shots with increased range