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How to REPORT properly

Ateka·6/14/2015, 11:06:04 PM·1 votes·1,192 views

Although I'm aware that some (maybe all) of You may downvote this post, things won't change if nobody acts. Someone has to say it. Clearly and out loud. This game has become so popular in the last 2 years that almost everyone is obsessed with it's complexity, plays it with friends frequently or at least has an existing account in one or more regions. The growing player database involved an even more gaming community and it's almost impossible to set up age or intelligence limits. Most of the >>Greatest Summoners<< are kids (between 8-16) in the real world and most of them (again) are toxic as hell.

Long story short: You are most likely to be reported by me if You:

  • don't say anything in champ select but refuse to take the remaining roles
  • instalock Your champion assuming others will accept Your choice just because You were "louder" or "first"
  • leave the game with a quick (rage) message
  • write down more lines during the game than the entire game's length (in minutes) divided by 2
  • say anything in team/all chat besides useful advice, information about champions/situations (buff timers etc) or granting them Your best wishes (nope, "uninstall LOL" doesn't count as a noticeable advice)
  • write down one of the following words in all chat: "izi", "easy", "ez", "noob", "nob", "nub", "n00b"
  • spam /surrender every 3 minutes after a previously failed one
  • refuse to leave your lane during the first 20-25 minutes of the game (also missing teamfights - even if Your team is losing 4v5 or starting to fall behind)
  • build 2 or more lifesteal items on meele champions
  • start the game with 50+ AP (regardless the role You play)
  • finish the game with 300+ AP as support
  • refuse to buy sightstone and/or the wards placed by You is nowhere near to 15-20/game as support (calculating with average game length [30-35 minutes])
  • consider to buy GA on a tank or naturally tanky champion (especially Volibear/Sion)
  • survive a gamechanging teamfight with full HP
  • plays in general the following champions:

Bot: Blitzcrank Kalista Vayne maybe Thresh

Mid: Ekko Katarina Leblanc Yasuo Zed

Top: Fiora Riven Teemo

Jungle: Nidalee MasterYi LeeSin Shaco

(Last one is a joke - but I must say toxicity is usually paired up with mobility. The more moblie a given champion is the more ignorative/retard the Summoner who uses him/her/it) - also Ekko still doesn't count as a "high risk high reward" champion. KAPPA.

8 Comments

Nahui6/14/2015, 11:26:13 PM2 votes

Good thing most of your reasons won't even have Riot bat an eye at you.

TheGrandAlliance6/15/2015, 12:26:11 AM1 votes

I am confused as fuck... are all your reports negative reports or some in your list good reports?... If you are referring to "bad reports" then I must say you sir are a NOOB because some of your reasons are false.

write down more lines during the game than the entire game's length (in minutes) divided by 2

Seriously? The content of the messages matters more then the amount.

say anything in team/all chat besides useful advice, information about champions/situations (buff timers etc) or granting them Your best wishes (nope, "uninstall LOL" doesn't count as a noticeable advice)

Yes Mr. Roboto your abundance of social skills is overwhelming.

build 2 or more lifesteal items on meele champions

Do you even know how Lifesteal works? Have you never seen Fiora Renekton? Is the Sky Blue?

start the game with 50+ AP (regardless the role You play)

A AP Mid that is very good 1-5 can benift from this if they are good. This is no grounds for reporting. BTW last time I check almost all AP champion start with 50(on base stats and/or masteries) +AP so...

finish the game with 300+ AP as support

LoL this is LoL: L2P Support plz. Sona Annie Lux are all examples of champions that need lots of AP to be effective late game. Sona late game with 600+AP is OP with her shields/buffs and attacks which is all she does for instance.

refuse to buy sightstone and/or the wards placed by You is nowhere near to 15-20/game as support (calculating with average game length [30-35 minutes])

And you cannot ward yourself because? Remember in low MMR especially the constant teamfighting means there will be less wards to place.

consider to buy GA on a tank or naturally tanky champion (especially Volibear/Sion)

LoL you do realize that item 3026 on a tank makes them more tanky because when alive again they are harder to kill

survive a gamechanging teamfight with full HP

Maybe they are just good? Or have Lifesteal/healing?

Mates the only troll who is here is you... and if you are reporting for stupid reasons like this no wonder the Tribunal is overwhelmed.

Indeed it is so...

3TWarrior6/15/2015, 2:41:55 AM1 votes

So...

supports should have no healign capability...

a mage that needs high damage (and probably has runes for it?) should do nothing at all(like Xerath..his passive gives him free mana)

a lot of melee can have item 3072 item 3074 combo (they just shouldn't build them high priority anymore) so you want them to die

umm, you want your teammates to get harmed in a team fight? what if they're the carry or the mage? that's a bad thing

and apparently you mind pleasant conversation, humor, and overall a status update for instance when RITO's servers come online and start knocking everyone offline

sorry, but there were a lot of issues to pick out in the post, the last one I posted is debateable by the way you posted yours