So I wanna play

I'm a masochist, alright?
Tell me everything I need to know about this champ. And no, I don't want to hear about how awful she is. I know she's in a bad place already. Read the boards for 5 minutes and you'll see 20
threads, 17
threads, and 8
threads.
I want the down and dirty. Tell me how to play her. If she still has mains, I want to hear from them.