Nothing feels better than getting silver 5! After trying....

Man oh man the new season, another chance to exceed yourself and make it so you reach that next rank! But oh no! What is that? Is it a bird, or a plane? No! Its simply the sight of your screen saying, "An Ally has left the game," maybe for disconnecting or maybe for quitting. Who knows, who cares! So isn't it wonderful to know that 10 hours of your life has been wasted because of shit teammates, or people whose "Internet shuts off at 6 o'clock," (yes that actually what one person said, and the game started at 5:45, so lucky us) its great knowing that through the efforts of your own doing, and of course the efforts of that blitzcrank support pulling the brink wall braum right in front of your adc determine what rank you get in the lovely new season! Thanks riot! Thanks for you know keeping solo que, or I mean reverting solo que back to 4 retards 1 players, because we all know the chances of that scenario, at any rank is highly possible and because of that ekko jungle who believes red jungle item is far superior than the other items, or the cho'gath that decides Rambo is his new favorite childhood hero. That a majority of the people who actually maybe deserve atleast a hgiher ranking, if not a forget me coupon pack (forgives game losses due to people being assholes or simply, their internet is to percisely explode and alter a new era of thinking at 6 o'clock) that people are stuck at lower elo's, to which they actually try...

All events are real and have happened to me over the course of the pre-games... if you call them that, I'm trying to think of the name, but I literally can't. But I wish everyone the best of luck on their placements (THERE WE GO THEY'RE CALLED PLACEMENTS!) and hopefully you get the rank YOU deserve. As for me I guess it's another season of going up and down the silver ladder and enjoying the pureness of support trundle. Best of luck!