100% loss when I don't jungle
100% loss when I don't jungle guys. How is this even a thing? I'm not a great jungler, but literally everyone who gets my role on my team may as well just sit in base at level 1 and wait there until the loss. There's 'A LOT' cough cough* going on in the jungle after all... You know, there's those camps to free farm, might have to throw down a ward once every 5 minutes, and always of course make sure to ignore the dragons and lanes because you might win. Ya I just came out of another game with another trashgler on my team. I get to play top lane with a graves in my jungle, an electrocute graves might I add.... Wouldn't you know it? I get to face an annie against my jax..... No big deal, easy CC and damage with help from the jungler to make sure I get a lead and once there it's easy enough to snowball a lane like that. HOWEVER that would require a jungler, since you take too much damage level 1 from minions to all in at level 1 and the annie with ignite can just poke you down forever. Turret dove at level 2 flash ignited me and I die, cool whatever no big deal eh? That means they have no summoners, I ping it. What oh what could a good jungler do about someone shoving super hard against a champ with a guaranteed CC and good damage combos? I mean lets be honest here, right? We don't want to win the game. LETS GO FARM AND IGNORE ALL 3 LANES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya that's right, that's the way to do it. So here we go again, whatever my jungler is as good as an iron 4 player, it happens, we'll just try to farm safe, right?! WRONG!!!!!!!!! poked out again, die under turret AGAIN, Honestly there's nothing you can do about it, when you're already that far behind... I tried coming in and being aggressive at level 3 with them having no summoners, minions HURT! and so we went about even in trade, unfortunately for me, even aint good since annie can still just poke you. Oh a stun have you?! Sure why not!
More sad news for y'all, when I say I'm not a great jungler, guess who I play in the jungle? MORGANA, yup that's right, MORGANA! guess who has a 75% win rate with morgana jungle? Yup that's me, in platinum. 4.87 kda, highest win rate champ of any on this account. Why oh why could that be? It's not because I do tons of damage at level 1, and it's definitely not because I'm the best jungler in the world. All it takes is a little bit of ganking and map awareness. I mean, you're afk farming in the jungle how hard is it to look at the map? There are definitely 'better' early game junglers than a Morgana. Aren't there? 'Hmm, my lane is being pushed top really hard at level 2' What should I do? Oh my whatever should I do? Relieve pressure for the top laner? Because even without a kill at least I showed my presence and made them play more cautious? At worst case I relieved pressure, best case I got a kill, and most cases I deal damage to them and get at least one summoner skill for my troubles. All of this contributes to an easier time for my laner.
So why can't r%%%%%s get this through their thick dimwitted skulls? It's really not rocket science, even someone in iron 4 can do it 'OH LOOK SOMEONE I CAN ATTACK, GO GO GO!!!!!!' Ya they may fail more often than not in iron 4, but at least they're not afk. Bottom line I guess though, if you're in my game, don't be in my jungle. If you are in my jungle by sure happenstance, figure out how to add your presence to the game.