Just say an LOL advertisement on Youtube

The video had people, from all walks of life and different regions, playing together in games. It showed players together in groups being gay and having a robust time. Then they would show LCS footage, and you were suppose to take away the idea, "I can make it to the big leagues if I play hard with my friend."

There were a few times when a person was alone, but they sparse compared to the scenes where cohorts rallied around one another.

Then at the very end, we have the image of a teenager in a dark room where only the light from his screen emanated. He was alone and has just lost the game and he types "gg".

Essentially, if you play with friends, you will be happy and succeed. If you play solo you will be typing "gg" more often.

Dynamic Queue is your new god my fellow solo queue players. We are nothing more than mortar to hold together Riot's ghastly, blustering, quixotic, edifice whose moniker is Dynamic Queue.

The solution? How do we usurp our gods? We pray nary a word to them and obey not their gaunt, sallow commands. For those whose mind is not of the prognosticator, I shall speak plainly.

I have a new command for you.

Play not Ranked. Let the the teams of 3, 4, 5 who use skype, play not with them nor against them. Then their queue times shall wax long, and they shall rail against their god, dynamic queue.

~Sir Woogle Waggle the 5th.