Can we please create a New Player Environment? (NPE)

Okay, hear me out, I have a friend who's new, and he's been getting cursed at repeatedly, reported for Verbal Abuse and banned, without saying a single word in his games, and he's thinking about quitting. I want to try to get him to stay in the game, but, the new player experience is horrible. I want to try to improve upon it, and be as brief as possible. Quality > Quantity. So, I'll try to wrap up everything to give a good understanding of what the New Player Environment is.

• The New Player Environment will introduce new ways to play the game, and lets new players get to have 5 free champions of their choice, regardless of IP price. This will allow players to be enticed to play the game, by playing champions they want, and not be forced to play the game with champions they dislike.
• There should be a language filter that can not be blocked until level 15. Bad Language will be changed to nice language, for example. Fuck you, you piece of~~ shit~~! I love you, you piece of kitten furballs! (just kidding this is just a joke, but there should be some sort of chat block).
• Allow players to get a free rune page at level 15, and only have 1 rune page before that, to create an experience that players have earned something big. Then, allow another rune page to be given out for free at level 30, so three rune pages in total.
• If a player is dying a lot, and the player is less then level 30, the chat should be disabled, and the chat should say, "Don't worry about your score! You're doing great!", and other messages to hopefully get the player who is feeding some motivation. (this lasts for 10 seconds).

I find that this can prevent a new player to be discouraged, and allows good play overall.