Dear Riot- a love story

I'd like to take a moment to talk directly to my lover Riot Games. Hey Riot. I know it's been a while since the last time we talked. Its alright though I'm not mad that you haven't written me back. I get it Riot you've been busy making billions of dollars and I've been busy making my non-binary macrame owls. Regardless I think its time you and me had a chat. You see the kids need soundproof booths. Just because your white noise machine helps you get to sleep in your bath tub full of champagne doesn't mean that it can be used to replace sound proof booths at your tournaments. Oh and while you're at it please try to balance your game instead of constantly shifting the meta in order to sell more skins. Yours truly, Bob Barker