Some things go months without nerfs...

The instant I pick them up and be like. "Yeah, you know what? I'll become a metaslave and show Riot how dumb these things are by climbing in ranked".

Very next patch: "We're finally nerfing the dumb bullshit, get fucked Ahritard." Not literally but every single time. I literally can NOT become a metaslave. It happens every time.

Never lucky.