The newest meta is feeding anyone and everyone

So in each of the 10 games I have played today, at least 3 of my teammates have fed relentlessly. I have come to realize that feeding is the meta. Forget farming and winning lane...forget taking objectives...the key to winning and having fun is to feed over and over and over again. Now I know it sounds counter-intuitive but I honestly had to learn the hard way. I tried playing well and supporting my teammates and that just led to frustration and not having fun. So I watched patiently as my teammates in each game fed their asses off and I had that eureka moment. If everyone is feeding relentlessly over and over again then that just HAS to be the most efficient way to play the current meta. So I thought I would be a nice guy, as I have reformed my previous bad behavior, and I wanted to share my findings with you. Farming is bad because gold and experience are not useful in this meta nor is it fun to get kills on the enemy team. If you truly want to be a meta slave like myself, and I know you do, just pick a champion with a lot of movement speed and either bait your teammates into fights then run away, or simply run and fight enemies under their towers. Forget what you might have learned in the past years, this is the new meta. You're welcome in advance for saving you time practicing and learning