[Really Long Rant]
I'm going to just transcript what was in a corrupt recording that I just got done making and... well, finding out it's corrupt.
Excessive Cursing Ahead
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"GOD I fucking HATE you, Riot." "Do you have any idea what you're doing?" "Look at this? Look at this. Fucking look at this." (I point to my match history.) "Do you know how fucking frustrating it is to be stuck in a game you can't win?" "Do you know how frustrating it is to try and solo-carry only for you to realize that, oh, yeah, it's not about how good you are, it's about how good your fucking team is. It's like roulette! Like someone at Riot thought that was a really fucking good idea." "Faker himself, the best player in this damn game, has said that matchmaking is just roulette and RNG at this point." "The best. fucking. player. in the world. Next to Dopa[slash]Apdo." "Your entire motherfucking community has said this, too." "Your broken-ass matchmaking tied with your pathetic inability to balance champions to the point that these certain meta champions crowd out underpowered or non-meta ones, S-tier crowding out A-tier and everything-fucking-else?" "Everyone complains, and yet you do jack shit about it... but, hey, at least you release an item that'll make ADCs even more of a nightmare to deal with, right? Yeah! Because that's what we all want. Fuck yeah. Hell yeah." "Just great..." "You know, I wouldn't be as fucking livid as I am if I could leave at will, and it's not like it could be abused - the people who leave games would lose the LP for that match no matter if people won or not, the people who're toxic to other people would rein it in or lose LP, the people who can't fucking stand this sort of bullshit would be able to leave, and your sorry ass would have your short-ass games. Of course, people want to win to gain LP to climb, right? Can't fucking win if you're not in the game." "Did you know, Riot, that your game is the one game able to make me seethe in absolute fury? I Wanna' Be The Guy, Dark Souls, Bayonetta, EverQuest, none of them have ever made me feel as fucking hateful as you do." "And you want to know why?" "Do you truly?" "Because you shit on the loyalty. All of our loyalty." "...and even if we know that, we stay, hoping your piece of shit of a game gets better as time goes on, and becomes as great as it once was... hell, even great in it's current fucking state if you pull your head out of your ass." "Nah, wait, you're too busy squatting down and pushing out a chocolate steamer on top of us." "My fucking bad." "God sakes, Riot." "Please get better, for everyone." "For the love of God... for the love of God... we love you... why the hell do you only care superficially? Fuck sakes." (I sighed and stopped the recording.)
The rant pretty much sums my feelings up, but... as I said, League of Legends is the one game that pisses me off to this point, and it does it because I literally see Riot, constantly, shitting on fan loyalty. Everyone, from Faker to even the lowly "Bronze Scrubs" has said specific issues NEED to be addressed, and yet Riot ignores it. Completely.
Well, love you all I guess. I'll keep playing and slowly dying inside. Good luck on the Rift.