League is Like a bad relationship...

GigglesO·2/26/2017, 3:36:57 AM·4 votes·381 views

You aren't enjoying it, and are slowly turning bitter about it but you don't want to walk away.

I'm tired of champions that I have fun with getting the shaft. Meanwhile Its been 5 seasons since LeeSin was released, and he is still shown favoritism for no reason.

Ziggs can have all this wave clear, but Mordekaiser that is literally designed to wave clear can't have it without extremely dangerous positioning and being within range of another ally thing to help him. LeeSin can have 350 base ms and two dashes but Mordekaiser can't have more than 325

The list could go on, but for brevity I'll stop there.


It just isn't fun anymore. What strategy is it to go into a lane and get instantly nuked by the enemy? Oh, you somehow manage to not get one shot by op flavor of the month champion... I hope they don't have a jungler.

Better hope that your champion isn't too strong either, they will nerf them even at 1% playrate and 0% ban rate.

I heard you don't like getting shit on for a long game, lets test a 15 minute surrender vote.


Mages feel underwhelming, must be magic resistance on full tank items. Lets take Mr off of item 3065 and hp off of item 3102, oh but lets buff/add these items item 3139 item 3814 item 3001

Oh I heard you like actually being able to defend your base by sacrificing an item slot. Nerf- item 3512

Whats that you wanted sustain, we'll give you sustain. item 3083 -Out of combat Meanwhile in adclandia - item 3153 item 3812 item 3072 item 3139 item 3156


Lets not forget to mention mastery trees while we are at it. "We're changing mastery trees so that you can have meaningful choices" Lets take a look at the tank tree: Second tier tank tree, 2 less damage from enemy champion auto attacks. Meanwhile in the damage tree 10 + 1 per level damage on the first hit. or 3% bonus damage for allies

tier 3 tank tree 50 bonus hp... oh baby 50 hp! what will I ever do with 50 hp, when they over kill me by 500 because in the damage tree we have 10 ad and 15 ap or 2% lifesteal (oh yea thats right, utility in the damage tree)

tier 4 mastery 50% base health regen, this is exciting, because tanks have high health regen right? Wrong: Champions with the lowest base health regen. Gnar Soraka Mordekaiser This makes this mastery a trap for a few champions. oh and for those high regen champions, you are seeing at most 1hp/second So that means to heal a 100 damage hit, it would take you 100 seconds. Meanwhile in the damage tree: 3% increased damage (oh yea, 1hp/second is way better)


I could go on, but its kinda pointless. So lets talk about favoritism: Every time Kayle Twitch Malzahar Poppy Maokai Irelia see any play, we see nerfs basically the next patch.

Meanwhile: Hecarim Vi Khazix Rengar Have been pretty much pick or ban for the last what 3 months? Lets not forget this guy: LeeSin Anyone else remember about 8 months of this guy (two seasons ago)? Ezreal


Oh lets also remove the strategy of being able to back door towers without minions, but lets make it so we can destroy towers faster with things like ziggs satchel charge. What about zz'rot strategy, removed. Gold gen strat, also removed. Allowing some one to choose between farming jungle or ganking, removed. Stacking tank items to have more than 5 second team fights, removed. Point and click cc's, better remove Taric but its fine if Ryze has it.

I could continue, but I just don't know anymore. I think I want to quit, but I'm pretty sure I'm addicted.

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