Best Solo Q Throw Stories

Are you tired of your teammates throwing in your solo q games? Are you sick of playing 50 minute games only to lose because your jungler tried to solo baron? Are you sick of losing games you could of won just because your adc decided to try to 1v5 the entire enemy team? Then tough luck. But if you need a place to rant, rant here. Comment your best stories about thrown games in solo q (or if you want, in dynamic q) and we can all laugh, cringe, and plot to overthrow Riot together. :)