Riot, can we discuss ornn for a moment here?

So I recently came across an ornn while doing my daily grind of games and initially i was like, "oh hey, an ornn, let's see how this plays out.", those were my words before the game started.. and these were my words after.. "YOU ******* ***** **** ****** ****** WHY ARE YOU A CHAMPION! **** IS THIS ****.....ETC" Now as you should be able to understand from this, my game didn't go too well, and normally i would take a loss with a grain of salt but this time..it felt more like the entire Atlantic ocean had just been dumped on me and then set on fire, leaving behind only mountains of salt, this shit was off the charts, i was more frustrated in that one game than i have been in total over the time that i've played league. RIot i have only 1 question, what we're you thinking when you made this dumbass champion? Recently i've noticed a trend and you wanna know what that is? Do you? well let me phrase it like this...'Your latest champions are all huge, R-rated, Blacked.com special sale, top of the chart, leaders of the cuck records, monu-fucking-mental dicks' and thats just to put it lightly.

Zoe, Ornn, Kayn, just how much shit have you guys been smoking to even think these champions are remotely ok? Zoe is a "Mage" (she's not a mage) / Assassin that can 100 to 0 people in a matter of seconds and have the ability to steal your summoner spells and get other active items which either increase her burst and burst or give her sustain (like ).

Ornn is a Huge as fuck tank that can BUY ITEMS OUTSIDE OF BASE, Deal huge amounts of Damage, gain a shield, knock you up harder than a drunk girl in collage, Create terrain, break terrain, Sudo-sion dash, Knock you up again, deal more aoe damage than a garen with perma E [Goodbye URF], kill you, kill himself because once you play ornn you feel like a scumbag, EXTEND THE DURATION OF OTHER CC [LIKE RIOT WTF] ,have a child, raise a family, live to the age of 76, do his tax's and win his lane 0.5 seconds into picking him in champ select. THIS IS WRONG, ORNN IS A WRONG CHAMPION, NERF HIM, DO ONE GOOD THING, JUST NERF THIS BROKEN PIECE OF SHIT.

Kayn, someone who can do 3 things..

1. Go Darkin, making him do STUPID damage while being tanky, healing and oh did i mention the fucking wall walking? 2)Go Assassin, giving him the ability to 1 shot almost any champion in the game just with 1 item ( is dumb), deal 500% more damage thanks to his lovely passive and oh did i mention the fucking super fast walk walking? or
2. Be totally fucking useless because the enemies either banned him or are a 5 man team of tanks, your choice.

I know i went off on a tangent with zoe and kayn, and to be honest kayn isn't as bad as zoe or ornn although still very fucking stupid, but honestly riot, what are you thinking when it comes to these kinds of champions? You've created a tank that's more unkillable than pre-reworked maokai, yet deals more damage than a full build vayne. You've also made a champion that has not inspired almost as much porn as annie [There is a lot, and it's fucking wrong, and you've made that happen!] but also a champion that has more burst than a 2000 ap veigar while also giving her a new cc mechanic that is almost impossible to dodge unless the player is drunk, like honestly, think about your actions a little, this is stupid. Shes reached a ban rate above 70% thats more than any other champion ever!

I have personally played these champions a little myself, just to see how their kits are, and i feel like utter shit now because i realized how much of a douchebag i am for playing them even that small bit, they are disgusting champions i hope to never see then in my games again, unless they receive some hard hitting nerfs that will actually balance out their broken kits