Most Unwanted, Clutch Victory I've Ever Had

Always Corn·12/24/2016, 6:47:43 AM·2 votes·575 views

So, there's this Ashe on my team, and she's feeding all match talking about how she has plat, gold and silver accounts or whatever. She goes jg and lane afk, so it's four of us struggling to pick off or box in the other team for about an hour. We get picked off, Ashe is off auto-ing minions top lane, the other team is trying to kill our last nexus tower without minions (not the best way to capitalize), as our LeeSin is about to spawn in and 1v3 them the screen pans over to their base with Ashe killing the nexus with the supers the other team didn't clear. Their Zed, who deleted her several times before, had dealt no damage to her while defending, and now I'm pissed off more than if we had just lost.

Also, caught the other team in Dragon pit with Viktor's W into R, got a Quadra, but the damn Zed was running away like a little bitch even before then, so that's two ways he disappointed me. But yeah, no, the nine of us had a great fucking laugh in end game chat, we were all shocked.

8 Comments

Dynikus12/24/2016, 6:52:21 AM1 votes

So what you're saying is the 0/13/5 ashe that spent all game split pushing won you the game?

Qiyano Reeves12/24/2016, 6:58:25 AM1 votes

I see why you're mad, but at least you won. Her negligence some how paid off... That irritates me as well.

dim2a12/24/2016, 7:06:37 AM1 votes

I was about to be disappointed too, but then I looked her up.

Looks like it's her fourth PvP game. Ever. Probably not a smurf, in which case she doesn't know any better, help people like these with baby steps (just the most obvious suggestion, i.e. get <this> item, or stuff like that), and don't flame them, if you flame them they probably won't listen.

Reminds me of a different ashe I saw not that long ago in another normal, who played horribly. And by mid-game bought no boots. When I pointed that out (the boots part, without flaming), guess what, on next back she got boots.

New players want to learn the game. But this is a new environment for them, even obvious to us things like grouping might not be obvious to them. And the moment they are flamed they usually stop listening.. for good reasons.