Game mechanics (Yorick)

Okay, I get it, you morons at Riot don't need to play the game to know how to balance it or know how to balance it at all. I get that you guys like to make it so adc is a bad role and the jungle is never the same for more than 2 patches. I get that you guys like Fizz and won't remove him and I get that you don't care but could you AT LEAST MAKE THE FUCKING MAIDEN OF THE FUCKING MIST, ATTACKS THE FUCKING TARGET THIS BRAIN DEAD CHAMPION YORICK ATTACKS? CAN YOU MAKE IT THAT THE MAIDEN DOESN'T RANDOMLY CHANGE TARGETS? CAN YOU FUCKING MAKE YOUR GAME WORK PROPERLY?

Yours sincerely,

a player with 460 yorick games.