My Experience in this season so far
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Game starts
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Mid or top fail, can't even hit air
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omg these noobs I afk
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(insert lane here) open gg
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stays afk in base
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Game starts
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2 afk at start
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going to remake
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they reconnect
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they stay afk in base
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Game starts
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mid or top fail
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jungler is having a stroke
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4 people open lanes and go afk
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in lobby
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"I can't play this secondary lane, can we switch"
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no
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Game starts
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mid and top get obliterated
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"omg I can't play this secondary lane surr at 15 not to waste time"
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Why didn't you dodge the game?
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"..."
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Goes afk in base
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PIcks yasuo in jungle
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someone bans yasuo in lobby
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"omg why i ban yasuo i go troll"
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picks some lane champ
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Game starts
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goes around and feeds
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gg
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Game starts
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top is obliterated
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"OMG no help report jungler"
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" Place a ward, tard"
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dies again, no wards
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"troll jung I go afk"
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goes afk
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Game starts
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someone picks yasuo/zed/rengar/volibear
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game lost
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Lobby
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His champ gets banned
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coincidentally it happens to be yasuo
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picks some other champ
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"Sorry guys, I don't know to play this champ"
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Game starts
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0/7 in 5th minute
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no items, nothing
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bot lane doing perfect
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enemy lane gets fed
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pushed to base turret
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destroys all of us since it's basically 4v5
These are all ranked games.
EDITS:
Game #1:
- Game starts
- Not sure how top, mid and jung passed the tutorial level
- Top told me to kill myself because I told him to place a red ward since they have twitch and he was camping top
- Jung constantly dying in our jungle:" omg open mid gg"
- Jung goes afk in base
- Game ends
Game #2:
- get to fill in as a supp
- sure
- Game starts
- Kha jung, Riven top
- fast forward to 20min
- Kha 0/8, Riven 0/6
- Kha says "open mid and gg" and goes afk
- Riven says ":)"
- Game ends
Game #3:
- Game starts
- Yasuo and rengar mains
- 2/8, 4/10
- Zed 20/5
- One shots me with his ulty
- Game ends
