Riot, It Was Really an Adorable Idea but Seriously...

A carefully thought out and persuasive argument. I particularly like the part where you explained why this should happen so that your readers might be convinced and then share your view.

A few champs having it is alright but when anti dying becomes standard in every kit in some crazy way be it Tahm's shield, kindred's ult, Ekko's ult and the like it just seems to make nothing about being smart in what you go in on and what you don't go in on.

Lissandra's ult is one I am fine with since it is limited in saving her from going in on something stupid.

Hourglass is alright although perhaps a bit too often up.

Trynda? He has bigger issues in my opinion but that is because I am still salty about the times I get triple crit at level 1 or 2 and lose because of it.

You forgot . And extremely good players (who can use their ult to dodge anything).

Looked at your recent match history. With all those Yasuo, Riven, Ekko, and Lee Sin games I can't imagine why you'd have a problem with things that let you avoid large amounts of damage dealt in an extremely short time. I'll bet it's not as big a deal when you play Maokai is it?