Let's be real, Riot will never rework Noobsuo unless we literally make him a never pick champion

We need to basically tell them enough is enough and just have a 100% ban rate on him in ranked. This will force them to actually rework the most toxic champion ever created in league history.

Nothing short of a rework will do.

I am absolutely sick of 100% crit noobsuo with no cooldown on a long distance dash just literally spamming E during any fight to naturally dodge a crapton of attacks.

An interesting nerf would be he loses his target after using E, meaning he would have to manually attack the same target again. This would stop the terrible Yasuos from spamming E and somehow staying on target an entire fight.

Or how about this.

Yasuo gets double crit but can no longer benefit from lifesteal anymore. There needs to be a damn trade off for the two item 100% crit crap we have to deal with mid game. No one likes playing against this scrub.