inside the mind of a premade boosted animals
So, i was playing with my main account (sorry for posting with this one, i was bored to log out and log in again) and i came across a clown fiesta team. we had me.. as darius TOP , kha JG, yasuo MID , vayne-soraka BOT.
**FIRST 2 MINITES ** soraka-vayne and kha died like minions to the enemy adc-jungler because they though it would be smart to tower dive them in level 2 for some reason.
Minute 7
enemy team took the first dragon . (infernal )
by the time i had 3-0 and our yasuo had 2-1
kha no ganks for the moment...
**Minute 12 **
soraka tried to run after enemy blitzcrank because he has low health , and she flashed straight into enemy base and got destroyed within 1 millisecond .
Minute 14 second infernal dragon has been taken down by enemy team + after 1-2 minites herald .
vanye was building 
while soraka was building the normal support build...
Enemy varus already build
and
Minute 21
third dragon has been taken down by enemy team .
i have 9-3 , yasuo 12-4 , vayne 1-4 and soraka 0/5 and kha 3-4
still kha no ganks.
**Minute 24 ** we finally destroyed the final mid tower and attacking the inhibitor . within a second, blitzcranks hooks me and enemy team kill me, next was yasuo because enemy varus stunned him. vayne and soraka tried to outplay them.. and died miserably , while kha run to safety .
**Minute 26 ** our towers are down , our 2 inhibitors are destroyed and we try to kill the incoming minions.
Minute 26-30
vayne starts the crap talking about she will go afk because we are trashes and we didn't helped her... saying that while she has 3-12 and this build
... eventually she went afk
minute 34-37 we fought in a team fight and killed 4/5 of enemy team. we are on their base and we try hard to destroy the towers , while i tank the tower damage because we had no minions. vayne returns and starts again the shit talking
Minute 38 We won the game. vayne says "report darius ,yasuo and kha"
summary :
vayne was unskilled boosted diamond 5 with premade soraka platinum 1
she wanted me and yasuo to help them ,while both of us had no ganks from the jungler (kha) and we were in a hard place because we received ganks all the time.
vayne and soraka fed enemy bot lane to the bone.
enemy team got 3 dragons + 1 herald
enemy bot-jg was fed af.
enemy top-mid was destroyed
ally bot team was useless.
ally jg was useless
ally mid was pretty good and skilled.
we won the match eventually because enemy team did dumb team fight and died .