If Kog'maw was made in 2018

**Q **reduces armor/mr by 20>30>40>50>60% and marks you, making the next auto attack from kogmaw grant true stealth (Passive): takedowns grant true stealth and refresh cooldown

W does 5>6>7>8>10% of max hp per auto attack and grants a 50% attack speed steroid, duration extended on takedown

Enemies struck by E leave a trail of goo that deals 2>3>4>5>6% of your max hp per second as true damage while standing in it and grant kog'maw and his teammates a movement speed buff; Unique mechanic: enemies who walk into the trail are applied SLIP, where they are forced to slide down the path to cast location of goo

R mana cost reduced to 20, heals kogmaw for 50% of the damage dealt, and displaces enemies hit, also allowing kog'maw to dash to any champion hit by this ability in the last 20 seconds

Passive grants untargetability and 75% movement speed buff after death and allows kogmaw to continue as normal for 5 seconds before blowing up dealing 30%(+.1ad)(+.25ap) of your max hp as true damage

This should put him on par with Kai'sa, right? This should be on my resume when I apply for small inde company