Here's some professional advice from a noob.

LIES!!!! LIES I SAY!

BUT MUH CS...

Unless you are 0/5.

Then you are worth less than the minions.

[zombie-brand-mindblown]

COWARD! Honorable death can open path to victory for your teammates!

What is i take them with me?

Yeah! I'll remember this for my next ARAM game!

Bs I have 13 hp I'll be fine

But dying is a free recall

Dying is when I shop? That way I can get back out to you wonderful people as soon as my Delayed Recall is up.

I love you.

Actually, depending on the level, and the situation, it might actually be better to get yourself executed than to recall.

If you get executed by turret, that instantly removes the chance for them to get gold off of you. And at very early levels, revive time is faster than recall time.

Unless you can take this juicy side inhibitor.

In silver, someone dies greeding every single game. To them, grabbing that one last minion is worth dying for.

caw?