Remember when Rito said 'no binary' champs? : A guide

Meanwhile champs are being released and 'reworked' to be even more binary than ever! Please follow the Rito provided order of key presses for the maximum enjoyment, assume the position for further knowledge. [Rito note: We've given up on this champ] Land E to slow enough to land Q, autoattack until dead or target is as such. [Rito note: Binary champs are bad, Ahri needs another nerf, also removing DFG] Land E, Press Q, Press W, maybe press R if their health is lower than yours at this point Press Q, Press R, Press E, Press R two more times

Let's skip ahead to more current changes [Rito note: We explicitly said this guy was already in a good spot originally, but we don't trust anyone, including our other selves] Press E, press Q, Press W, Press R, hope that enemy didn't launch any form of aoe after your W finished, otherwise you just lost about 50% of your dps [Rito note: We keep nerfing this champ, for no real reason, but we see a Lee Sin buff on the horizon] Press W, Press E, Press R, Press Q, hope nothing got between you and the target, or the target got away in this time. Press E, Press W, Press Q, die to any autoattacker because you're not a tank anymore, Ignore your R because no one is ever in position for this to be worthwhile, and apparently you can't 'save' yourself.

Are we noticing certain champs are just countered by rito? Not by any ability to play?

Bonus [Rito note: If there is any discussion about buffs, this guy right here, find something and buff it, anything. If you nerf him, nerf some side-effect of his game play that can be used as a 'but-look-here' to the people that say we play favorites. DO NOT LET THIS CHAMPION FALL UNDER S TIER AT ANY TIME.] Ward/W keybind to target, auto, E, auto, E, auto, Q, auto, Q, auto, auto, R if available, otherwise W for buff when diving. Alternately the very fun and easy to use: R, Q [hopefully aiming at target], Q, E, [Opponent may be dead at this point, if not they can probably start playing again] E, W, W, Q, Q, Leave time for autos in-between commands after second Q, for maximum fun. Build no damage items to really feel like a pro, because you likely won't die unless you are missing copious amounts of grey matter. #LeePlaysMatter

Please remember to buy RP for the level of 'fun' you inflicted upon others so we may continue to ignore anyone who may have any real point. [slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]