I wanted to like dynamic que, I really did

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I tried to like it but game after game it got worse and worse. To the point recently where if i think of getting into a ranked game i want to shoot myself. It goes like this, I am playing eve and i am making good ganks (baiting an enemy rivens ult at no cost to anyone) but on after my lvl2 gank to top and mid i come back to an udyr taking my gromp with (i think he had my red somehow) my blue buff. I almost kill him when both the top and mid enemy laners (dingding "Hey listen!" they are a premade) pop out of no where. I look (after pinging for help) and both of my mid and top lnaers are sitting in top like [zombie-nunu-bummed] You might be like "dumbass its your fault for over extending and not doing an early clear of your jujpbn jhdbnvu mVhnvdu:Jhn", but lets ask the question of whose fault it really is. To start the riven is mid and my veigar ends 4/6 to a riven, top is a jax ending 0/3 against a tryndaquier. Where i could have been passive and just farmed granted (there is always better another way to do something), at this point the win of the game was down to simply getting udyr (because again all of my jungle is gone practically, he is about lvl 6 at about this point while im about 3) he is a single attack away from death and all my team had to do was hold off thier laners so i could get him and the double buffs off him. BOTH of them ignored me and my pings and Both of them didnt hesitate to allow their distracted enemy laners to leave unhindered or damage. Now yes im a "bronze scrub, kill yourself ihvspinghvgnvurj" but im not an idiot. When i get team mates that make simple decisions (not saying i rely on my team mates to save me) like actually playing a team based game and not farming simulator twenty-sixteentrololololo. Like i said i had ganked both of them after my leash on gromp and even after teh udyr stealing everything i managed to think end game a give them bigger leads in lane like baiting a riven ult "but ugh dipshit why'd u loose then" well ill tell you. After i left the veigar mid with the ult-less riven he had no manna and half health, i warned him to recall, but guess what he did. An Enemy has been slain Then there is the jax top (in bronze) against the tryndaquier ... do i need to explain what went wrong there.

TL:DR Whenever i go into solo que i consistently get teammates that make me just:[zombie-brand-mindblown] and seemingly get matched up with people i can only assume are premades banking on mistakes my scrublord team is making. Every time i try to make a premade it only lasts a few games then i can never get that group on at one time ever again, or they were one trick lucky ponies who sucked the next game. I dont want to dynamic que and i cant truly solo que. I hate it.

Edit: I just felt like adding that, now that i think about it there may be a little more to this than just dynamic que (ie: the state of snowballing, weak non-threatning towers, etc.) that is all