A personal request i would like to make to all players that play League, please hear me out.

Can you please stop walking into the enemy until you are 0/10 by 10 minutes? Can you please push the wave after level 7? Can you please use your trinket wards? Can you please buy at least 2 pinks per game? Can you please stop walking afk for the whole duration of the game? Can you please come to objectives when the team has priority (For those noobs that don't know, having priority means that we have the dick bigger than theirs at the moment, and so it means that we should try to do stuff, such as right clicking a turret or something.) Can you please stop bailing out from taking major objectives (an inhibitor for example) in favor of 2 minions, an infernal that we can take 30 seconds later when the enemy team is busy pushing out the wave we just pushed into their base, or stealing the jungle from your jungler after you didn't lasthitted for shit in the last 25 minutes? Can you please stop picking teemo in ranked? After seven years it's not funny anymore, it's just boring and sad. Can you please stop picking ignite mid? (unless you're zed or you have high kill pressure in lane, and please, learn what your champions do/should do, all a low interaction scaling aoe mage should do is just afk farm, afk push and deal aoe in teamfights, stop going for the kill with brand/morgana/malzahar in lane, it won't happen, you'll die and you'll blame it on the jungler) Can you please stop ignoring your roaming opponent and follow him from a safe distance so you're ready to take action when needed? (or punish him by pushing -IF YOU HAVE THE DAMAGE AND THE MANA TO PUSH YOU SHOULD DO IT- or freezing the lane in case you're low in resources?) Can you please stop losing intentionally because your teammates aren't sucking your cock? Can you please pop that fucking plant that's behind baron pit if our team is on blue side? Can you please read the items tooltips and your champion abilities so you know what they do? Can you please stop going for builds outdated since 3-4 years? I'm tired to see the miss fortunes that build youmu and duskblade and become less useful than a cannon minion. Or the ezreals that go warlords and manamuneless and do negative damage, or the varuses that build essence reaver yet they lasthit at level 11 under turret full mana.

And more generally, can you please stop trolling and playing just to spite other people instead of focusing on winning the game? I know you're brats born in a generation where you give for granted that your dick will get sucked or else you must cry and demand for it, but most people aren't willing to deal with your pretentious sense of entitlement and your fragile ego, some people just want to play videogames and have a good time.

Do you think you can do it? Am i asking too much? It doesn't seems to me i'm asking too much.