Minions are literally clingier than my girlfriend.

Forever·2/28/2016, 12:58:32 AM·70 votes·4,546 views

Actually I don't have a girlfriend but that's besides the point.

I just throw some harmless glitter at an enemy, and they come chase all the way up to my turret ;_; http://i.imgur.com/aeTl0a9.png

28 Comments

Packun Flower2/28/2016, 3:43:18 AM23 votes

Dude I had a canon minion follow me past 2 turrets to the inhibitor turret.

Their aggression is crazy.

Yws6afrdf7bc7892/28/2016, 2:50:25 AM18 votes

{quoted}

Actually I don't have a girlfriend but that's besides the point.

You should probably change your summoner name to "404 GF NOT FOUND"

GamtheGamer2/28/2016, 2:07:41 AM14 votes

Minions be like: "LOVE ME"

LetsLoL2/28/2016, 5:50:20 AM7 votes

add 'alone' after your name

PaladinNO2/28/2016, 8:45:44 AM7 votes

Well, there's a reason they're called "winions". ;)

However, given the current minion pathing, I think a new report option is needed: "report allied minions for assisting enemy team" (minion blocking).

Kanzaki Ranko2/28/2016, 8:05:26 PM2 votes

glitter?

Pledgie2/28/2016, 1:25:49 PM2 votes

minions are the resident evil "not zombies"

Narasimha2/29/2016, 4:08:03 PM1 votes

Please. If you think they're bad, go try DoTa. Those minions take dedication to a whole other level.

Knalxz2/28/2016, 3:15:26 AM1 votes

Glitter? Taric main confirmed.

Scramrail2/28/2016, 11:34:49 AM1 votes

That's what you get for attacking their senpai.

LegacyDAP2/28/2016, 7:20:29 PM1 votes

Thank god I thought it was just me, I couldn't lane for my life after that, because I'd play Leblanc mid throw an auto attack at the enemy champion when they went to last hit, and lose the trade because minions would chase me to turret attacking me.

Lhostalis2/29/2016, 4:16:57 AM1 votes

I'm sorry sir, individuals with lives aren't allowed here. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.