Don't invade when all your lanes are being pushed into turret.
Simple as that, we don't have lane priority and it takes longer for us to help you. You're gonna get collapsed on, there's nothing we can do to stop it. Instead try ganking some of the lanes to alleviate pressure. Help us before we can help you.
-Stop picking Kassadin into a heavy wave clear champ so I can stop 3v1ing in my jungle while you spam question mark ping me as my birds and red buff and stoner brothers are taken :B.
Don't gank when there are 20 minions under turret, or when the enemy laner(s) is 1/2 levels above.
It's too risky with such a big minion wave/exp lead. Chances are you and your laner are going to get 1v2'd.
-Stop Question Mark spam pinging me every 15 seconds cause you keep dying under turret with a full minion wave after telling me not to gank you, meanwhile your laner is still in my jungle trying to kill me because you're Kassadin :B.
Help push the lane after ganking and getting a kill.
Your ganks won't mean anything if the enemy can simply come back to lane and freeze the wave. The minions need to fully crash under turret in order for it to reset/bounce back. This is different from a tax where you take CS simply for being in the lane and nothing else.
**-You spam ping me one more time for taking a caster minion and saying, "this jgl" I'm going to freak on you. I expect more from D4-3 players **[slayer-jinx-unamused]
Don't flame us when we don't do everything you want.
We're not your slaves. We have exp and gold that gets wasted every time we have to bail you out because YOU take bad fights and bad invades. Sometimes we have no choice but to ignore you, and that's just something you're going to have to live with.
**Laners literally flame the ever living crap out of us every 10 seconds for mistakes you yourself make lol. I got 20 dollars worth of RP if I go into virtually any game where you have a shoving champ, you're going to be shoving the wave in and not warding regardless of where your jungler is located/what they're doing instead of managing your wave and playing around your junglers rotation so that you always have a back up. NA is actually the biggest offender of this common mistake, even in high high elo. You go watch China/KR and they dictate what they do in lane relative to junglers position. NA TOP LANE/Bot Lane SPECIFICALLY just afk shoves into enemy turret and freaking dies, starts spam pinging the ever living crap out of their jungler and flames them. That's on you, buddy, not the jungler. **
It's honestly not even hard either. Look at the minimap, look at my clears and see where I'm at. If I'm freaking across the map play back, ward bush by frog and ward over the wall into the bush in river, yes it's actually possible to do. Now you'll now if you're being ganked. If the enemy jungler has mobis, he might gank you, otherwise he's following a similar clear path -barring champ and rotation- If he appears around river back off and waste his time so I can take his entire bot side jungle and kill his bot lane. If I'm over by wolves/blue buff just ping assist and tell me you're shoving and to escort you and I'll be more than happy to help. It actually is that simple. But guess what? You won't. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
P.S: I didn't even need to op.gg you prior to writing this to know you were a Kassadin Player. My God you guys are a dime a dozen LOL. I literally just checked and nailed it right on the head.