champions i dont like

:despite looking like the average fortnite player, ezreal is actually a cockroach. no matter how hard you stomp him, he'll always survive late as an "adc" who slings skill shots at 900 range that chunks you late. Has a built in flash incase anyone invades his safe space, "aa range".

: evelyn turns boys into men and ahri turns men into incels because if this furry hits her charm on your champion, your champion will instantly will develop acute cerebral palsy and attempt to slowly limp towards ahri, as she puts your champion down for good.

: havent lived long enough with any of my encounters with this champion to understand her, all i know is that this kinky outfit woman will dash and all of the sudden my health bar becomes a nice color of mat black.

:playing yuumi is like playing as cappy in mario odyssey co-op. playing against yuumi is like playing against any other caster support, except for the minor inconvenience of not being the interact with the champion.

:Lol has champions of all varieties, in order to appeal to the most people possible. you have edgy champions, you have champions that makes you bust an aether wisp, and you have cute champions, and you have fizz. Fizz, because he suffers from a rare genetic disorder, hamamy syndrome, is champion that many people with such disabilities sympathize with. I understand that the existence of such a champion was inevitable, because league of legend's playerbase is compromised of 70% disabled apes and 30% neanderthals, but you do not have to go so far as compromise his gameplay by making him untargetable and giving him damage resist.

:i actually dont mind him but i just wanted to point out his in game model looks like sasha grey