@Riotgames, a suggestion for you!

Since you just LOOOOVE damage, I have some suggestions on how you can remake some of the Summoner Spells.

Now let's your next basic attack after teleporting deal bonus true damage. Allows you to deal extra true damage while Barrier is active. Your next spell deals bonus true damage equal to 100% of the mana restored. Deals true damage to all enemies who cc'd you for the last 5 seconds. Deals true damage to the enemies during its duration. Deals true damage to all enemies in a area around you. Deals true damage based on your bonus movement speed to all enemies around you. Now also deals true damage to nearby enemy champions. Can now always be cast on champions, which deals 80% of the base damage in true damage.