{{champion:14}} Sion Rework, what?
How did this seem like a good idea to Riot and make it through the P.B.E.?
MAYBE if Sion's Q didn't have a 20 second wind-up on it, it'd be useful in any regard, ignoring the fact that it's completely counter-intuitive to a melee champ. Because what's a melee champ have to do? Chase. What does Q severely stop you from doing? Chase. The only people capable of being hit by a fully charged Q are players still using champions designed in the early 80's like Ashe who have no gap closers or movement enhancers and their Flash is down or people who have been chain CC'd by an entire team of MLG players.... and of course just, utterly bad players.
And could you have given him a worse passive? Anivia gets an extra life. Sion gets an extra life for literally 2 seconds as long as nobody so much as looks at him and he becomes crippled and dies without ever having done anything... which is generally what happens 99.9% of the time.
I think we've already come to the conclusion that his health gains off the W passive are shit in comparison to the old Sion's gains on E's passive as well.
His ULT is no laughing matter either. Does it really have a turning radius? Could every pebble on Summoner's Rift not interrupt it? At best, I could've accepted this as one of those "really hard but rewarding to land" skillshots if practically anything else in his kit was worth a damn. But that's not what it feels like. It feels like another randomly decided upon mechanic that was thrown into a kit with a lot of other randomly decided upon mechanics that are in fact inferior to their predecessors.
Half of his kit is utterly worthless, if not at the very least WORSE than what he was prior to the rework.
Seriously, Riot, point out anything in new Sion's kit that is better for his role.
This is exactly why nobody in this community wants you to rework any champion, ever.
You don't make them better, you don't make them different, you LITERALLY MAKE THEM WORSE.
But the splash art and in-game model look pretty fucking amazing now, though.