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I knew my streak had to end, I just wish it wasn't actually because of other players being shit

losdougrados·4/29/2018, 12:44:58 AM·27 votes·9,788 views

Legitimate monkeys mid and Jungle.

Our Leblanc decides to play the whole game following this fucking thought process: "Hmm, is there an item here that is relatively cheap and can block powerful abilities?"

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"Let's not buy it at any stage of the game and continue building pure damage despite accomplishing nothing, and while we're at it lets eat every snare fired in our direction!"

This chimp getting picked off over and over and over again by the enemy Fizz 1 shotting her with an Ult because she's just so god damn stubborn and stupid.

And don't even get me started with the fucking dipshit WW. He spent the entirety of the early game diving under towers kill-trading every time no matter how many times we pinged him back, just feeding the enemy team 300g every time, and then to make matters even worse this fucking inept drooling mutt wouldn't know how to smite drags or press CHALLENGER SMITE a single fucking time in general during a fight.

But nooooooo, no this loss is on the other three of us in that game, we should have been able to pick up the slack of these two bumble fucking special need patients playing like they got Alzheimers with how many times they outright forgot to press their abilities in the middle of teamfights.

It's not like matchmaking should actually put me with players of similar skill level, no let's just put the boosted chimps in my game that finally fell from wherever they paid to get.

26 Comments

WalkingInACircle4/29/2018, 12:52:26 AM12 votes

Brah I played a game today against Rengar adc. My support promptly warded his bush, saw him, and then walked into his bush at start and force fed him first blood.

The Spicy Crit4/29/2018, 1:04:03 PM5 votes

Currently hardstuck in silver after a year in platinum and i wanna ask yall silvers: whats in your head? Why are you still playing? Why are you still breathing?

Mhihnj4/29/2018, 10:18:50 AM4 votes

enemy Fizz 1 shotting her with an Ult

At that point it's less about itemization and more about basic dodging skills.

Saianna4/29/2018, 10:07:05 PM4 votes

That's how matchmaker fixes errors called winstreaks.

DW Diana4/29/2018, 12:05:43 PM3 votes

Come to silver elo. You can try to cover every lane, but somehow they always manage to throw the game, even when they counter their match-ups, even when you get them ahead, even when every lane wins. They always think that bushes are their friends, wards are a sin, and you always win a fight, even a 3v5, if you have baron buff.

PowerSlave9934/29/2018, 12:47:55 PM3 votes

That's called Riot's mechanics to get you addicted to the game. The more you lose > the slower you're going to climb to your desired division which means you're going to play a lot more (considering you want) and then RIot has you in their hands.

Trust me it's working this way. If matchmaking was always good then everybody could climb faster But with this thing Riot just wants you to be going in slow progression.

Conclusion: I hate this matchmaking and new one needs to be done! This is total crap and lame from them.

TheGreatNinx4/29/2018, 3:51:49 PM2 votes

I know the feel. Last game we had an Uydr and a Garen split pushing when we needed to group. Garen finally came to group but Udyr was still spliting. we kept asking him to group but wouldn't listen kept saying "I don't think it's gonna work" Even though us 4 barely manged to defend our nexus towers while he didn't get a single tower yet. Eventually he listen and what did ya know? We won... He was like "Why were you yelling at me to group" I said because you are throwing the game and couldn't split push since we couldn't keep the 5 at bay due to comp wise. He said"well I thought it was wrong to group" I'm like dude. YOU. WAS.WRONG..... now listen next time k? shesh :|

Mewko4/29/2018, 9:17:47 PM1 votes

Not sure why this post is up voted when it's a super toxic rant. The subject is understandable but the toxicity is a down vote. Although that Leblanc was stubborn as hell (like many of us have dealt with), sure she may have cost you the game but don't go crying and bitching on the boards for attention. You, in fact, deserve a report.

EDIT: & No, I'm not defending trolls/feeders/ nor that Leblanc but neither would I enjoy a game with someone as toxic as this in my games.