Because Dynamic Queue isn't deplorable, Riot is reneging on their promises!

http://www.surrenderat20.net/2016/01/red-post-collection-hextech-crafting.html

"Hey guys. We asked if you think it's cool that you can queue up with multiple friends. That's certainly not a loaded question at all. But, ya know, since you think that's cool and because certain sucky servers don't have a lot of people I guess we won't make a true solo queue like we promised."

That's like me taking a poll from you guys asking, "How many of you think that Lyte actually earned his PhD?" and getting a majority and concluding, "That obviously means he can't be a shitty person and/or cheating us out of something that is vastly desired by anyone who used to grind ranked."

Or like saying that because it's cool the balance team takes certain directions, they obvious must know what they're doing and not slowly poisoning the game.

This is disgusting.