@VeryConfusedBalancingTeam - What exactly goes on at Riot?

I don't know, but it seems like the balancing team is just off in their own little circuit of league which is an alternate reality to our own.

Mages and assassins replace ADC, marksmen are mid, Supports and jungles duo top, and tanks play around in the baron pit for 20 minutes.

Who knows what's going on there, but it's obviously another game entirely this season.........