Fix ranked

woodvsmurph·3/14/2017, 3:18:06 PM·3 votes·397 views

Matchmaking is so balances... not. Let's look at the past few games - which reflect the trend I am getting every freaking week.

game 1: Feeding suicidal toplaner, troll feeding mid who picks a champ that is useless vs the enemy team comp.

game 2: Feeding jungler and adc ezreal who literally just stands there farming and tanking cait and sona poke without fighting back or attempting to dodge any damage.

game 3: Toplaner who feeds irelia 6 kills in laning phase, then sits in base doing nothing all game. Adc who trolls me at every moment intentionally. I ask her to let me kill minions to use relic stacks so I can heal us up. She intentionally swaps to whatever minion I target before I can kill it even after I communicate to her why she should let me kill the minion and there are 6+ other minions to target. This goes on all game. She also insults me whenever I say anything.

game 4: Feeding support and mid who intentionally fight outnumbered battles AFTER the enemy is already fed and a squishy kha jungle mean I am the only tank and the entire enemy team is fed. Wonder why my kda is so low after a decent laning phase... Can't imagine it has anything to do with being 3v7.

game 5: Gank top, blow enemy flash, deny them 1.5 waves of xp and cs, make them burn tp to get back to lane. My top still goes 1/5/2 in laning phase, bleeds towers, and whines that I'm not top every 30 sec to gank for her. Just another silver riven player. Gank mid a ton, get him lots of assists, help ward for him, give him blues, ping out ganks, counter-gank at cost of stopping my jungle camp to save him from overextending for no reason. He still goes 3/7/9 because he doesn't respect enemy engage or enemy number advantage. Blames me for not ganking mid enough even though I ganked his lane as much as xin and was more successful until he kept feeding free kills in mid game. Bot lane adc gets 2 early assists and I blow twitch flash. Adc decides REPEATEDLY to try to 1v2 twitch and lulu instead of wait 5 WHOLE SECONDS for his support to get back from base. The wave was pushing in, so he would literally have missed no more than 2 minions due to it's size. But instead, he'd rather feed enemy and miss all the cs due to being dead. My fault for farming a jungle camp instead of being bot every 20 sec to gank for him. If I just ganked every 20 sec, ezreal could surely carry the game. So I am 7/2/2 at one point and I'm still down 2 levels to xin because teammates keep feeding from stupid plays, not waiting 10 sec for a gank, and being behind in farm because I'm always trying to gank for feeding laners to save their dumb asses. End game 7/4/6 with 65% kill participation. Also, I am the only one helping sup naut ward anything. 2v8 is kinda biased against me even if sup naut is op.

game 6: Camped by enemy jungler and mid. Ask for 1 gank by panth. But nope, he's too busy feeding from dumb engages bot and in jungle or trying to 1v3 dragon. Oh, and my support goes afk after buying boots on first back. And I still have positive kda - unlike everyone else on my team.

Literally 60% of my games are auto losses thanks to teammates. Last I checked, ranked is supposed to give balanced teams. Where the shen are my 60% of games that are free wins? You know what though? I don't want free wins any more than I want free losses. I simply ask you give people a freaking chance to enjoy a game without having teammates screw it up beyond repair so that nothing their teammates do matters. Is this really so damn much to ask Riot?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

As I posted before, put some employees in games with players like me and see for yourself how crappy your matchmaking is. Maybe then you will realize just how much you need to fix ranked. If half my games were auto wins and half were auto losses, that would technically be balanced. I still would hate the crappy job you would be doing, but at least you could honestly say it is balanced. You can't even come close to saying that now.[zombie-brand-clap]

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