Bruisers have become troll picks in the bruiser lane

Drakalops·2/3/2020, 8:45:17 PM·3 votes·1,482 views

Who would you rather have on your team: A fed Darius or a fed Vayne?

A fed Kled or a fed Cassiopeia?

A fed Aatrox or a fed Vladimir?

Past platinum, nobody in their right mind would EVER think to play a bruiser. They are so overnerfed and so incapable of fighting range that the doran’s shield buff did absolutely nothing. First picking a bruiser is a death sentence since now you have to worry about broken picks like Akali, Fiora, Ryze, Kennen, Vladimir, Cassiopeia, Vayne, Lucian, Jayce and that’s just off the top of my head.

Adcs top have become the norm, and the class with an alleged strong early game is now getting trashed by champions with alleged weak early games. Seriously, could you imagine if bruisers could be played bot nowadays, and the absolute fit adc mains would have? So then why is it not seen as an issue that adcs like Vayne can 1v1 any bruiser in the game at level 3 in their own lane?

The counterplay to bruisers is to play a mage, rush Seeker’s Armguard / Ninja Tabi and laugh as they proceed to get their damage reduced to 0. They’re incredibly safe, but also they’re better early and also they outscale you and also they have better wave clear and also their teamfighting is better and also their items are better and also their items are cheaper. So remind me, why am I playing a bruiser again?

This class of champions is my favorite in the game, but right now I just don’t see why you wouldn’t pick a mage or an adc instead. I think that many of these issues stem from the fact that their items are over cost, or don’t provide the stats worthy of their current prices. Either way, the issue of an entire class of champions being useless at higher elo needs to be addressed.

13 Comments

Humb1e Rumb1e2/3/2020, 8:53:11 PM11 votes

Yet, top 10, is bruisers/juggs, one tank.

Get Hash out of your head and cash some lp.

Posui Gart2/3/2020, 9:12:56 PM5 votes

A fed Darius or a fed Vayne?

Who would you rather have on your team: A 0/5 Darius who can still build tank, engage and heal while also having a bit of CC, or a 0/5 Vayne that dies whenever she enters the AA range of enemy ADC?

A fed Kled or a fed Cassiopeia?

Kled murders Cassiopeia pre-6(and almost all other ranged picks), has nice engage ult and is not countered by Adaptive help+any antiheal item

A fed Aatrox or a fed Vladimir?

Fed Vladimir is better, except that you need a literal inter on the enemy team to get a fed Vladimir pre-20, while Aatrox can dominate lane by himself, transitioning into a mid-game teamfight monster

Also, wtf is "bruiser lane"? Should I call midlane "mage lane" and cry about assassins beating mages 1v1? Botlane is "ADC+enchanter" lane and all mage and engage supports should never ever appear there?

Aätrox2/4/2020, 12:55:24 AM3 votes

#RevertConqueror

Aätrox2/3/2020, 11:57:40 PM2 votes

https://i.imgur.com/DLNamoE.png master+ darius is juggernaut

The thigh guy2/4/2020, 12:20:04 AM2 votes

Oh yeah. Bruisers are so bad. You only have the best rune, the best items and the best bases in the game.

Pandemic Punch2/3/2020, 9:30:08 PM1 votes

Kappa

JackMcCarry2/3/2020, 10:04:55 PM1 votes

Show me on this doll item 3690 where the ranged champion touched you.

Saezio2/3/2020, 9:02:41 PM1 votes

Meanwhile aatrox top has 54% winrate top in masters+.

So, you mean past platinum and pre masters I presume? (BTW aatrox is a jugger not a bruiser)

Kled has 53% winrate in plat+. Not bad at all.

Riven has a pretty decent winrate in plat and diamond

All in all, the most picked champions for top lane in diamond+ are all melee either juggers or bruisers,

The champs you whine about and their respective pickrates for top in diamond+ elos Vayne : pick 1,6% Cassiopeia : pick 1% Vladimir : pick 5,5%

So, in 8% of the games you see those.