Fully Tilted Rant

im dps ·2/28/2019, 5:20:21 PM·3 votes·1,871 views

Let me just get this off my chest.. if you main yasuo and instalock mid every game you are literally cancer to this game. in the last 18 games i've had AT LEAST one yasuo in each game, sometimes two. Mine always feeds and theirs always carries. What the fuck riot? I'm playing support, im deliberately trying to set up my adc for kills and not dying, pushing towers but my fucking team can't resist the urge to be utterly shit at this game and of the last 8 games, all of which are losses, every single lane, and every single jungler has fed their fucking ass off. Im so sick and tired of being on the losing side with literally no one reliable to play off. Oh yeah and that guy who plays zed with 600 ping and goes 0/10. appreciate you bro!

tl;dr the matchmakings fucking awful. Yasuo mains can fuck off, and the aspergic r%%%%%s in my mmr can fucking go back to their special school and make candles for the elderly and stop ruining my games

9 Comments

Bardmageddon2/28/2019, 6:15:10 PM2 votes

Tilt rants against Yasou are ok

Super Cyanide2/28/2019, 5:32:14 PM1 votes

Listen buddy, calm down. Have a beverage and listen a while.

Que up a game where you will have fun. Aram? Sure. Bots? Sure. Normals? Sure. Whatever you like. Pick a champion you think is neat. Not one you think is 'good' or 'strong'. Something you like.

Buy items that are silly and dont make sense. You wanna do item 3124 Shen ? Go for it! How about Xerath with item 3031 item 3087 ? Make it happen!

You know why? It's fun and silly. It shouldnt work. It's hilarious if it does. Try that for a while. Then que up ranked. Pick a champ you think is neat. Buy items you think are neat. If you die? "LOL that was bad." If your team dies? Who cares! You're having a blast playing something you think is neat.

Stop trying to decide what other people should feel or do. This is a video game meant to bring you joy. If you are not having fun, or worse, if you are making other people have a worse time, then YOU need to solve the issue.

Literally everyone has bad games. Doublelift and Faker have games where their team feeds and they lose hard. Everyone from Iron IV to tippy top challengar has bad teams and bad luck sometimes. But if YOU are having fun, none of that matters.

Calm down, have fun.

14daysuspensionk2/28/2019, 6:27:48 PM1 votes

Don't worry, I'm a Nidalee main.

Hammermancer2/28/2019, 6:32:16 PM1 votes

i mean... play draft

Blind pick is for troll builds and beginners

rayzo2/28/2019, 9:37:59 PM1 votes

All Yasuo players that just spam him without knowing how his combos/playstyle works, FUCK YOU. You're the reason Yasuo is banned so much since people see you feed and ban him when he's hovered on your team, and the rare time when people see a skilled Yasuo on the enemy team, their brain uses negativity bias and they ban yasuo every time after that since they assume EVERY Yasuo is that good/bad.