I got Christmas colors, yo.
When I look at my Match History, I see Christmas colors. It looks as if I suck at Ahri (mid) and Velkoz (mid and sup) and can only play Shyvana (top). That aint true at all. Either it is a coincidence of bad luck, or I just can carry with Shyvana.
Anyways, the feeders are back! They multiply so fast and plague your KDA and winning streaks. I'm just gonna say it so you all know,cuz you all experienced the urge to rage (I wanted to rage a bit, but I am not some 12 year old COD fanboy).
In one Normal Draft, a player went adc but begged for me to switch with them so they can support. "I suck at every other role but sup!" Why would you play LoL draft and 1/5 roles you can do? So we switched a bunch of times. I ended up from sup to VelKoz mid, Kindred went from jg to adc, Sona went from adc to sup, etc...
I get scared when I play with other lvl 5 mastered champ players. For some reason, they lose so much more, despite their title of being good at the champ.
That is exactly what happened. Sona fed out the ass. Kindred got rekt. I got rekt. Mostly cuz this Yi first timer (also, why would you draft and pick a champ first time) got in the way of me battling Yasuo (yep. Remember I was supposed to be sup. But I was still kickin Yasuo's booty before Yi ruined it) and just got wasted. He messed up my combo since he made Yasuo move out the way to kill him, and I got oneshot.
Meanwhile Yi is raging at us.
Second game: I go Vel' Koz sup, determined to do what I do. Ace Support, yo :3 I'll support til you feed.
Which is what happened lol. Graves fed.
Firstly, Cho'Gath top must've thought this was a bot game, for he was feeding Tryndamere over and over; and when we told him to quit it, he negated our accusations and just kept on dying. He was building mana regen first. "It is working" indeed -_- Tryn got to lvl 18 fast and could only be killed by our MVP Lee Sin, who was 4 levels lower.
In mid lane, Fizz was feeding Malhazar but blaming it on Chogath. They both sucked.
And I sucked. The ganks on bot killed me and graves. I ended up with a 1/8/3 or something KDA. So Top and Mid feed ended up bleeding into Bot.
In no way am I saying "I AM XxXSlayerofNoobsXxX!!! FEAR ME OR BE ONESHOT!" But I think I may be one of the better players in the lvl 1-30 sub elo thingy (I am lvl 23).
It's them feeders! They give enemies the premium grain to grow strong. And then blame it on the dude who is good, my lord (that dude sometimes is not me, for my KDA may look like 1/7/5. And if it is me, it'll be 5/3/20 that 20 is cuz the ksers).
I have not reported more players than in this month ever. I think the LoL.launcher should have an IQ test before allowing a player like ChoGath, Fizz, and Sona in.
Rip these two.
I am done venting :)