Thanks for finally buffing assasins

Coronet·5/7/2018, 2:27:45 PM·81 votes·15,901 views

The game is now much more fun for me as a mage player. It's fun facing Zed, Fizz or Talon every time, because you only have one ban.

It's fun to play perfectly and still face 2/0 Talon, because he outpushed me lvl 4 and roamed.

It's great time, being scared to stay in lane, because a shark can appear and Fizz can 100-0 me even through MR.

Seriously, this game never been as fun,

ADCs have fun, when they are getting 4 manned bottom. Top laners have fun, trying to TP bot only to arrive when the bot is dead. I have fun, when I spam ping my bot lane maniacally anytime Fizz one shots the wave and leaves, while I scrable to farm with my mana, only to see him 8 seconds later killing my other laners.

The game is perfect now. You try to ward, pay attention to your surroundings, hit every cs, harras the Assasin against you, build a 15 cs lead, you feel good about yourself... and then you recall, your bot lane doesnt reacts to pings and the Fizz has two kills now.

So much fun!

119 Comments

Step Sis Lux5/7/2018, 2:48:33 PM37 votes

Yes i love playing against overbuffed zed, fizz with DODGE E, katarina with milion dashes, kassadin with flash per 1 sec late game, random rengar oneshoting me from the bush, buffed talon that his dash has now higher range than most mages AA, random kayn from the wall oneshoting me, invisible shaco with his stupid passive dealing 3/4 of my hp, and invisible kha XD

ZedUsanGovos5/7/2018, 4:20:03 PM31 votes

Pre-Season 8 to the first few patches of S8

Annie : "OMG ADCS/ASSASSINS/TANKS BROKEN MID HAS NO IMPACT ON GAME REEEEEE QQ"

Zed : "Hey can we be viable again?"

Draven : "OMG ASSASSINS/MAGES/TANKS ARE BROKEN ADC IS UNPLAYABLE REEEEE QQ"

Ornn : "."

Renekton : "Hey, can we get a keystone? pretty please?"

Lulu : "[Laughs in Support]"

AP Changes

Annie: "OMG THESE CHANGES ARE SO SHIT IS RIOT TRYING TO RUN US INTO THE GROUND!?!? REEEE QQ"

Zed: "Hey can we be viable again? Please?"

Draven: "."

Ornn: "."

Renekton: "Hey, can we get a keystone? Please and thanks"

Lulu : "[Laughs in Support]"

Conqueror

Annie: "OMG YASUO BROKEN WITH THIS KEYSTONE NERFFFFF UNPLAYABLE REEEE QQ"

Zed: "Hey can we be viable again?"

Draven: "Hey cool a new keystone for bruisers. Don't mind if we just yoink it hehe xd."

Ornn: "."

Renekton: "Oh hey cool thanks"

Lulu : "[Laughs in Support]"

Duskblade Nerfs+Compen Buffs

Annie: "OMG ASSASSINS UTTERLY BROKEN ZED FAVORITISM SO MANY BUFFS UNPLAYABLE REEEE QQ"

Zed: "Oh hey cool thanks."

Draven: "OMG ASSASSINS TOO BROKEN LITERALLY NO COUNTERPLAY WHY BUFF QQ"

Ornn: "."

Renekton: "."

Lulu : "[Laughs in Support]"

Mage Changes

Annie: "OMG WE'RE NOT DOMINANT IN PRO PLAY EVEN THOUGH WE'VE NEVER BEEN TROLL PICKS OMG RIOT IS L I T E R A L L Y TRYING TO KILL THIS GAME"

Zed: "."

Draven: "."

Ornn: "."

Renekton: "."

Lulu : "[Laughs in Support]"

Marksmen Changes

Annie: "OMG ASSASSINS TOO FUCKING BROKEN INSTAWIN NO SKILL CHAMPS WITH THESE NEW CHANGES REEEEEE QQ"

Zed: "Oh. Ok. Thanks."

Draven: "Oki doki. But assassins are gonna be a bit too strong with these changes, no?"

Ornn: "oh... FUCKING REEEEEEEE ARMOR IS L I T E R A L L Y USELESS REEEEEEE QQ"

Renekton: "."

Lulu : "[Laughs in Support]"

Me making this post

Ziggs/Ahri/Shyvana : "OMG THIS POST IS S O WRONG TRY TRASH TALKING MAGE PLAYERS AFTER YOU PLAY THEM IN THESE EXPERIENCES/AD ASSASSINS ARE LIVING HELL TO FIGHT AGAINST/TRY PLAYING AN ASSASSIN BUDDY REEEEEEEE QQ"

Akali/Ivern & Irelia : "This is a high quality post/While I may not fully agree with you, your formatting is fucking gold."

Draven : "."

Ornn : "."

Camille : "90% of complaints they have and "experience" is due to them being bad. Simple as that. I am SO glad riot is finally trying to free midlane from these braindead waveclear--->roam mages. Finally being able to 1v1 your opponent and actually outplay them again with benefits as soon as they target kill gold and solo rewards in the next patches. No wonder the entire bronze and silver mage section of the boards scream in terror."

Lulu : "[Laughs in Support]"

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#WHAT WILL MAGES BITCH ABOUT NEXT? WILL THEY EVER STOP? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

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The constant? Every single major change thus far has seen mages whining and bitching about one thing or another on these here Boards. Be it about assassins or ADCs. They were bitching during the AP changes, saying they're not good enough. They were bitching when assassins were compensated, saying they'll be too oppressive. They were bitching when Conqueror started to become popular on Yasuo, spewing the same shit they always do of "no counterplay". They were bitching during the Mana Changes, saying they'll get pushed in too easily by assassins. Finally, now during the Marksmen Changes. They're not bitching about the actual Marksmen. Nonononononono, they're bitching about the assassins.

Never once have mages been an actual gutter class for the past season or so, LIKE ASSASSINS.

Never once have mages been so genuinely bad and useless that playing them in a game would increase the chances of losing that game, like ASSASSINS.

Never once have mages NOT been dominant in pro play, LIKE ASSASSINS.

Never once have mages NOT been overall decent picks in both SoloQ and Pro Play, LIKE ASSASSINS.

Dont Blìnk5/7/2018, 9:48:44 PM22 votes

Thanks for buffing AD Assassins.

BlackEyesBlue5/7/2018, 2:59:08 PM18 votes

Let's not forget the soon to be nightmare that will be Hail of Blades, Stormrazer, and reworked IE...

Now every AD fighter will be a true damage assassin... With NO counter building OR counter playing!; since they will also be crazy fast...

RIP league, It's been real...

ZT Xperimentor5/7/2018, 3:35:16 PM13 votes

Don't forget that even if your other laners hide under tower, they'll die from a dive anyway because towers don't react fast enough to even be a threat, let alone do enough damage to endanger anyone except the support.

Eedat5/7/2018, 3:15:36 PM12 votes

Talon is the only assassin overperforming. Sorry Assassins can actually work now and Mid isnt 100% AP Mages at all times. Legit every single time anything that isnt a mage is viable mid everyone throws a bitch fit and cries and cries "Mages arent viable qq" even though its 100% complete bullshit

Spank the Fox5/8/2018, 3:36:13 AM9 votes

Boards deserves nothing less with all their ADC bitching. Enjoy your assassin meta. You guys begged for it

AHeroNamedHawke5/7/2018, 10:20:31 PM6 votes

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There you go

FilDaFunk5/8/2018, 9:43:42 AM6 votes

It's OK! You can waveclear late. Oh.

Snowman Arc5/8/2018, 11:15:15 AM4 votes

We were here when the boards cried about how assassins are trash, just because high elo players couldn't make them work, while they were broken in lower elo.