So I was on the PBE...

And it just kept randomly crashing my game, like, "An unknown error has occurred."

I managed to get my team fed with some nice ganks at first, but after 15 minutes, I couldn't stay in the game for longer than 20 seconds before it would crash again!

I kept trying and trying, and the game lasted 55 minutes!!!

I bought with the passive gold I earned in that time, and every time I crashed and reloaded the game, I'd lay those two things down before crashing again.

We won, and my whole team honoured me for having to stare at a loading screen for 40 minutes straight.